Classical Guitar, AIDS, Cute vs Hot

Okay, go.  I bought that classical guitar.  Yeah the black one, like bad-ass dwarf Johnny Cash.  I don't know it's just easier to mess around with for a long time if you want cause of the nylon strings I think.  Oh, I was at work today and Caleb had an AIDS bracelet on.  He was like 'check it out, AIDS!' and I said 'I thought you just had the hivs.'  He said 'I'm not sure what the difference is' so I said 'the difference between HIV and AIDS is like the difference between manslaughter and murder' and we had a good laugh.  So did the new girl, she was there, the one I told you about?  She was smiling really big and I pointed at her and was like 'right?' and she just laughed some more.  I told you she's cute, not hot.  I mean maybe someone would find her hot, but I think she's cute.  No I like cute, cute works.  I don't know, I guess she's just too sweet to be hot.  You can't be sweet and be hot.  I'm not sure, I guess cause hot chicks don't have to be nice to get what they want.  Except Canadian chicks.  Super hot Canadian chicks are sweet and nice and smart.  That's why they're better than us.  Oh, and the new girl pulled a Crash Test Dummies reference, very impressive.  That one with the humming.  Forget it I'll look it up later and post a link or whatever.  That's it.  Don't make those puking sounds anymore I'll kick your ass.

*Dictated but not Read*

*Read later but not Changed*

**Note to anyone who reads this:  I was still awake.  I don't get drunk in the morning, I'm not Charlie Sheen.