Salsa

Why don't they make salsa jars shaped like upside down bowls?  Its just stupid that the smallest point is at the top.  How many people are there who eat salsa out of something other than the jar it comes in?  Ryan, shut up of course you have to crap on my point.  You lose that delicious salsa juice by putting it in the bowl you idiot.  I have no idea why I try to talk to you about my ideas.  I'm done.  I had other stuff but I'm done.  I watched Jackass Number Two tonight and I think we need to start doing more crazy shit.  Are you still typing?

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